{"id":3753,"date":"2009-12-22T13:07:07","date_gmt":"2009-12-22T12:07:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/driftsurfingmagazine.driftdigital.co.uk\/?p=3753"},"modified":"2009-12-22T13:07:07","modified_gmt":"2009-12-22T12:07:07","slug":"nick-nack-economics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/driftsurfingmagazine.driftdigital.co.uk\/index.php\/archives\/3753","title":{"rendered":"Nick-Nack economics"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"kerala\"<\/a>Like the other great economists before me \u2013 John Maynard Keynes<\/a> and his theory of macroeconomics<\/a> (1883\u20131946) or Jean-Baptiste Say<\/a> (1767\u20131832) bastion of the free trade principal \u2013 I\u2019ve developed the current era\u2019s defining economic principal.<\/p>\n

History will show that my global wanderings during the early 21st century had some divine fiscal purpose that until now I didn\u2019t fully comprehend. Basing myself in Brighton, the pioneering commerce centre of this New World Order was a fortuitous hand dealt to me by mother fate.<\/p>\n

Spending time straddling this dozing tiger, India, the world\u2019s next supreme economy, this catnapping giant has turned a light on in my mind, first illuminating stray, presumed forgotten, facts and thoughts that I\u2019ve gathered as I\u2019ve wandered this magnificent globe and left deep in the recesses of my mind. Then with this lights guiding, tropical warmth these thoughts have coalesced and fused into, an admittedly unexpected, global economic theory that blessed with a revelationery zeal I know to be true.<\/p>\n

As the economic drivers of the great Capitalist era fade, dwindle then implode like a white dwarf star on its final yet glorious death knell, as the oil runs dry, as minerals are purged, steel becomes leaden, porky bellies slim, foodstuffs once again become localized, and the exotic lure of spices are tarnished, many are placing their economic eggs in the digital basket. Bangalore and Trivandrum have established themselves as centres of the pixel economy, hence most pundits back India as the future. Well, these so-called experts have their geography right but are speculating in the wrong sector my friends. My economic theory, already living and breathing in Brighton, a city fuelled almost entirely for a decade on this financial model which has established it as a centre of hope for humanity\u2019s pecuniary fate has found its match in India, and in particular the future seats of power, Kovalam, Varkala and Baga.<\/p>\n

The phenomenon I\u2019m about to expound, like an historical cycle, once again has its nucleii in coastal towns. Towns which will no doubt rise to usurp the cumbersome authority of the country in which they reside to become independent city states reminiscent of 15th century city Republics like Venice, yet this time around the power centres will be chosen not for the quality of their anchorage but for the magnetism of their beaches, thereby destroying our existing, already decaying models of governmenth. Merchants will accumulate unimaginable wealth and the Republics hof Brighton, Varkala, Phuket, Kovalam, Kuta, Byron Bay and Santa Cruz will be centres of a florid decadence that our epoch has yet to encounter. The nouveau riche vulgarians will raise grotesque Palazzos to host their bacchanalian orgies in honour of the source of their wealth and the globe’s new currency.<\/p>\n

The future is Nick-Nacks. The future is Now.<\/p>\n

Indian beaches and the towns at their peripheries are rife with Nick-Nacks, most of which have over the last decade migrated to Brighton to be sold in the greatest Nick-Nack bazaar the world has ever known. Yet as many of the world\u2019s Nick-Nack suppliers economically develop, India being a case in point, their population will begin to travel and will, of course, demand Nick-Nacks as proof of their excursion. The suppliers will become the demanders, and therefore the hitherto demanders will naturally supply creating a thriving, burgeoning, proliferating cyclic trade. Nick-Nack barons will control the circumnavigation of Nick-Nackery and with it the will of the people. Nick-Nacks as the opiate of the people? You bet.<\/p>\n

Those with a knack for crafting a Nick into a Nack, or carving a Nack out of a Nick, those who can weave and fuse a Nack through a Nick will surely inherit the earth.<\/p>\n

Liquidate your assets and invest in all that is Nick-Nack-esque.<\/p>\n

\"kerala-4\"The last weeks have been a blur, we\u2019ve surfed small but beautiful Arabian waves at an Ashram in Karnataka and spent several exhausting days scooting about Kerala in search of a house to rent and a base to settle in for a good while. We\u2019ve moved in to a hip pink house with a large first floor terrace overlooking a tangle of palms, betelnut and banana trees and almost immediately upped-sticks and indulged ourselves with a languid, sedate houseboat ride through Kerala\u2019s maze of backwaters and canals to celebrate Sofie\u2019s birthday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Like the other great economists before me \u2013 John Maynard Keynes and his theory of macroeconomics (1883\u20131946) or Jean-Baptiste Say (1767\u20131832) bastion of the free trade principal \u2013 I\u2019ve developed the current era\u2019s defining economic principal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[538,8],"tags":[676,675,677],"class_list":["post-3753","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ed-templeton","category-on-the-road","tag-brighton","tag-kerala","tag-nick-nacks"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t